Timeless Trail Joke 1

While preparing to pack for our Westward trip, I contacted my team captain via e-mail to inquire as to the necessity of buying bear bells, I mean how likely were we to really encounter bears on our run?

She responded with:

You know how to tell Grizzly scat from Black Bear scat...Grizzly scat has bells in it.

Uh... hee-hee-hee... NOW this trip is getting exciting!

Breathe in, breathe out... YOU AND I ARE ALIVE!